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Hey all - sorry to keep you guys waiting, I emailed Jimmy and got this back about five hours ago:

“Helloaa. Im in Wales at the mo with family. I’ll be back at the weekend, so I’ll be free to record Monday or Tuesday if you want?”

So now you know as much as me ^_^

I text Jimmy this morning: “We still VLRing?”

He texts back: “I’m literally just about to get on a plane to Portugal. I’ll email you tomorrow”

Nothing else I can do …

Struck by apathy but struggling through for a whole thirty minutes - would you have it any other way?

Chapters:
0:00 - Intro/Backless Dresses
2:47 - New Xbox
6:21 - Alex’s Drinking Story
12:37 - Random Email Of The Week
15:39 - Amsterdam and Facebook
21:19 - Old Drivers
23:11 - Demon Eyes
24:11 - Soaps
29:07 - Mhairi’s Shoes

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Last week I went to Amsterdam, and Jimmy had to undergo an operation, so we couldn’t record the show. When Jimmy told me this he said, “if you want I’ll post a blog on the VLR site so people know.” I made the mistake of thinking “sure, you’ll definitely remember to do that” and now, a week on, my channel’s filled with “WHERE’S VLR RAWWR” comments.

So, I’ve sent Jimface an email and as soon as he lets me know when he’s free, we’ll get something new out to you guys ^_^ Sorry to keep you waiting!

Alex

“It’s not our fault if we’re from Glasgow and Muddy Waters is the nicest drink in the world.”

Mhairi and her cousin Gillian would like it to be known that they’re NOT too poor to afford food. They were annoyed that I “told the VLR world that we were poor”.

They’re not poor.

xDD

-Alex

The new series is here <3

Chapters:
0:00 - Intro/A New Beginning To Radio
1:32 - Jimmy’s Drunken Habits
4:15 - Dreaming And Drinking
6:24 - Bus Decorum
8:08 - Local Spider-Man
12:18 - Carrier Bag Consumption
15:01 - Duck Feeding
17:00 - The Masturbate-a-Thon
24:30 - Gymmy
27:33 - Father’s Day
33:24 - A Bicycle Built For Two
35:17 - Outro

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The logo for the Masturbate-a-Thon xD

I’ve literally just woken up about three minutes ago - Jimmy and I are recording the new show in about two hours, and it’ll be with you later today.

First thing I do is check my phone and I see a text from my friend Emily. Jimmy sent her a text message last night, which Emily has quoted to me exactly:

“Ive oly hae 5 rinetr! L6ve u yxz!”

Turns out he was a bit drunk.

I can’t wait <3

-Alex

We missed this show, two months was far too long a break - we’ll announce the live show soon and then get the new series underway ^_^

Chapters:
0:00 - Intro
3:53 - Jimmy’s One And Only Anecdote
5:50 - A Conversation About Computers
9:05 - Flesh Fencing
10:37 - Megan’s Email
19:27 - Gift Voucher Change
21:13 - Jimmy’s Bike Ride
28:28 - Bric-a-brac/Outro

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The dog named Jimmy:

Matthew’s ninja, named after our cheeky Australian guest:

And to finish, a couple more pics of VLR-branded currency from other nations:

The listener picture this time round is shared by two sisters, Kendall and Ashley, simply because they’re cool:

Gypsies steal Jimmy’s mixer; how to kill people with household tools; Alex gropes a stranger on the train; and Jimmy confesses his sexual desire for our guest host, as well as an 88-year-old woman.

It’s a finale to remember.

VIVA LA VLR <3

Chapters:
0:00 - Intro/A Free Spirit, Man
3:09 - Mixers; Wristbands; Racism
7:05 - Getting To The Top Of Podbean
9:33 - Gypsies
12:07 - Household Implements For Assault
15:59 - Toon-tastic!
20:36 - Toilet Seat Woman
26:01 - Ribena Interlude
26:36 - Dumpstered Food
29:22 - Accidental Train Grope
30:26 - Old People
33:37 - Survey
33:51 - Literally Underneath Us
35:48 - Emails
38:49 - A Gay Cat/Outro
42:07 - Amazing Harmony

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It’s officially midnight. It’s Friday. Riverbasil is gonna be recording our show in four days’ time, and I still haven’t got in touch with him.

Nick, if you’re reading, please write in. xD

-Alex

The listener picture of the week is of Jessica, the girl that reluctantly sent in a picture of herself after I posed as Jimmy and asked for it (I’m sorry, love):

The bearded dragons named Alex and Jimmy, owned by James (Jimmy is the fat one):

And a few pictures of the VLR-branded currency:

This is the most arbitrary stream of noise ever to call itself ‘radio’.

Chapters:
0:00 - Intro/The Guest
1:57 - Upcoming Episodes
3:40 - Late Night Radio
4:38 - Bank Shock!
7:10 - Kelis: The Hits
9:18 - Jelly Murder, Vacuum Sex
18:16 - Religion, VLR Style
23:58 - Inebriation
24:29 - Emails
31:23 - More Emails
35:51 - Outro

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Alcohol and VLR isn’t that great an idea, as I discovered to Alex’s amusement last night…

I awoke this morning, aching and fuzzy eyed, trying desperately to distinguish between what I actually did last night, and what I merely dreamt… I’m pretty sure starring in ITV’s hit new show, ‘Dancing on Ice’ was a dream, but shouting nonsense in a drafty garage alone, at near midnight, unfortunately was not. I must have looked like a boozed-up mental.

We normally record the show on a Wednesday afternoon, giving Alex Thursday to edit and upload it, but this week was special ’cause we had an Australian guest. Without spoiling the surprise too much, basically, Alex “made a boob”. It turned out, as could be predicted, the time difference caused unprecedented and quite unnecessary confusion, leaving me and Alex recording at 10.30 PM last night, guest-less. Rather than rescheduling, we hastily added another episode to the ’series’ (I love classing VLR as a series) and recorded regardless, with me getting surprisingly intoxicated throughout the process.

The show went well from what I can remember; discussion splintering out into even more bizarre directions than usual, slurring my way through God and morality as well as sex with inanimate objects.

Listening to it when its uploaded, will be as much a surprise to you as to me….

Oh, and don’t worry if you were looking forward to us having a guest, we’ll hopefully have it sorted by next episode; with the live one now being episode 13.

Jimmy.

Comments have been disabled because people were being dicks.

-Alex

The listener picture of the week is of Steven, and I liked it for the fact that we’re literally on his iPod =)

(Courtney and Amelia came VERY close second.)

This is the Neribotica picture from the email section of VLR Ten, made by Daniel:

Charlie Cox sent in a picture of Sofa King which verifies their slogan:

And lastly, Charlie (issocoollike) made this bizarre little creation for his own pleasure, because he’s mental:

Once again, Alex and Jimmy attempt to fill the vast irreverent void between coherent discussion and arsing about with a couple of microphones.

Chapters:
0:00 - Intro/Jimmy’s Preparation
1:25 - Current Affairs
4:12 - Portugal And Upstaged
8:08 - Currency And Snapvine
11:20 - The Portability Scale
12:07 - Jimmy’s Random Wikipedia Page Of The Week
16:34 - The No-Smoking German
18:50 - Steering Wheel Covers
20:06 - The Dominance Test
23:33 - You Fucking Spoon
24:53 - Emails
33:30 - Upcoming Episodes/Outro

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Our first VLR listener picture of our dear Katrina:

And Alex the dog:

WE WEREN’T RACIST AT ALL THIS SHOW!!! NOT ONCE!

Chapters:
0:00 - Intro/Setting High Expectations
1:10 - Partnership And Press
8:54 - Apple Customers
11:29 - Jimmy’s Random Wikipedia Page Of The Week
15:00 - Paris
18:58 - Deconstructing The Rugrats
22:08 - The Breast Ramble
23:22 - Kelly Devlin’s Apology
24:09 - The Astute Toddler
26:08 - Will The Airplane Man
27:02 - Other Emails
30:54 - Kerrang Radio/Outro

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